Apparently, blowfish isn’t the only food that needs to be tightly controlled. Reports out of Orlando are that Zachary Moir, a moronic 19-year-old, attacked his mother of all people. Why? Because he did not want to turn off his xbox! His weapon of choice – a gun? Nay. A machette? That would be a no. In this case the weapon of choice was a homemade taco!
I can assure you that the higher ups at Yum! Brands are relieved to know that no Taco Bell product was used in this assault. I kinda wish they had been. A potential suite against Taco Bell for making dangerous weapons would have been cool!
Ah, but my sarcasm has gotten the best of me. Anyway, here’s the full story.