Shit Bartenders Say

Service interruption: While y’all slept and we threw down at a couple of Midtown saloons with two very large ladies [*wink*], my server crashed … so apologies there. That aside, it’s obvious that I’m a slave to internet trends … right? So let me hop on one of the latest trends to get all crazy …

Concrete Wine: It Tastes Sooo Good [Laugh of the Day]

A fine wine might impart images of palatial estates and smells of aromatic fruits and spices.  It might offer a demonstrative mid-palate and a finish of rich chocolates.  Then again, it might remind you of wet concrete … That’s a great sales pitch.  Meanwhile, I stop just short of looking for horse shit in my …

28 Drinks Later [Laugh of the Day]

Comedian Nick Swardson was kind enough to document what happens in the event you consume 28 boozerific drinks.  Basically, your world will turn into a zombie like movie filled with a bunch of booze hounds.  Yeah, a little NSFW – so turn plug in the headphones if you’re worried someone nearby will get offended. [via …

Dude! [Laugh of the Day]

There may be nothing more engaging than a great advertisement.  These small and rare acts of brilliance are like little windows into a common understanding.  While I don’t drink beer, I sure as hell find humorous things too awesome not to share.  So when this Bud Light ad Table Hopped across my twitter feed, I …

Atlanta’s David Cross Talks Food

Atlanta’s reigning king of comedy, one David Cross, is into food.  In fact, his whole family is (sister Wendy Cross runs Atlanta’s WOW Food Truck).  Today, Gourmet just posted an interview with the very hilarious Cross. It’s short, it’s sweet, and it’s hilarious.  Check it out as he dishes on World Peace, North Korea (spooky …