Get Flame – Smell Like Burger – Seduce Your Lady Friend [Laugh Of The Day]

Alright all you bachelors, your search for the ultimate aphrodisiac is finally over.  Forget Right Guard, forget Axe, and forget your Polo.  The answer has finally come … in the form of an aerated Whopper from Burger King.  Yes that’s right … now you can fulfill every romantic desire you’ve ever had and for just …

Get Fit … Then Drink More Beer [Laugh Of The Day]

So this just in, apparently – it’s a good thing to drink beer after you exercise.  Yeah, sounds screwy … I know.  According to researchers at Granada University (that’s in Spain ya’ll), a pint of beer post-exercise is better at rehydrating you than a glass of water!  Apparently, they attribute this to the high sugar …

License To Chill: How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of Daniel Craig (Popsicle) [Laugh Of The Day]

Hey ladies, this one is for you!  Many a woman that I know would love to get a chance at Daniel Craig tied to that chair.  Apparently, Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies have answered their prayers.  Recently, the company ran a poll.  They asked more than 1000 women which celeb they’d like to see in their …

World’s Dumbest Food Report: BLT Steak’s Playoff Madness Special Is A Deal [Laugh Of The Day]

Sometimes, you just have to scratch your head and wonder.  Yesterday, CBS2 News out of Los Angeles ran another “Dining On A Dime” segment.  So what’s the best way to officially kill an already overused news theme? Step 1: Pick a ridiculously expensive restaurant. See: BLT Steak (Bistro Laurent Tourondel) – CHECK Step 2: Advertise …

Stephen Colbert Food Episode: Michael Pollan And $1000 Meals At Norma’s, Nino’s Bellissima Pizza, And Serendipity 3 In New York City [Laugh Of The Day]

So last night, The Colbert Report was food, food, and more food!  Nothing like a few laughs to go along with that $125 slice of pie.  While commenting über expensive dishes is a bit passé, this episode was pretty damn funny.  During the episode, host Stephen Colbert decided to dash around New York City and …

Coolest Restaurant Tantrum Ever (Or Perhaps Most Depressing) [Laugh Of The Day]

I am half cracking up, half speechless, and a quarter scared for the future of humanity.  Even if it isn’t authentic – it’s still worth a watch.  Basically, a woman flips her shit over some soup: [Via Break.com] Technorati Tags: videos,funny,break.com,tantrum

Q: What Do You Get When You Combine Meat With Lasers? A: Business Cards [Meat Cards]

No … this is not a joke, but it should be! Here’s the deal: MeatCards will take beef jerky and sear your contact info on it with a 150 WATT CO2 laser.  Dumb? Absolutely!  Funny enough to post … you betcha!   [Via BoingBoing] Technorati Tags: funny,meat,boing boing