Shit Bartenders Say

Service interruption: While y’all slept and we threw down at a couple of Midtown saloons with two very large ladies [*wink*], my server crashed … so apologies there. That aside, it’s obvious that I’m a slave to internet trends … right? So let me hop on one of the latest trends to get all crazy …

Braille Burgers At Wimpy [Ideas In Awesome]

For some unexplained reason, blindness and food have popped up a couple of times in my life over the past few weeks.  It started when I happened upon a couple of blind foodies who romp around New York City.  This AM, through a series of unexplained link clicks, I hit upon this little bit of …

Concrete Wine: It Tastes Sooo Good [Laugh of the Day]

A fine wine might impart images of palatial estates and smells of aromatic fruits and spices.  It might offer a demonstrative mid-palate and a finish of rich chocolates.  Then again, it might remind you of wet concrete … That’s a great sales pitch.  Meanwhile, I stop just short of looking for horse shit in my …

America’s Best New Mixologist: Andy Samberg

America’s hottest new mixologist/bartender/alcohol concocter or whatever you want to call it is actually Andy Samdberg, who’s been spotted working at Mint in Portland.  Dude knows how to use the egg shells to get that taste just right.  Thankfully, the awesomeness that is Portlandia (it’s a TV show y’all) decided to feature a bit with …

Bad Ass Blind Foodies: Food Criticism Like You’ve Never Seen

Here’s a little video from Tommy Edison, a blind guy who shows us once again that blind people really don’t have the limitations many think they do! I know a lot of people that say they can’t cook … tell me that after watching him cook! #Respect [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umiOuVA7PEc?rel=0] But wait … there’s more!

28 Drinks Later [Laugh of the Day]

Comedian Nick Swardson was kind enough to document what happens in the event you consume 28 boozerific drinks.  Basically, your world will turn into a zombie like movie filled with a bunch of booze hounds.  Yeah, a little NSFW – so turn plug in the headphones if you’re worried someone nearby will get offended. [via …

Dude! [Laugh of the Day]

There may be nothing more engaging than a great advertisement.  These small and rare acts of brilliance are like little windows into a common understanding.  While I don’t drink beer, I sure as hell find humorous things too awesome not to share.  So when this Bud Light ad Table Hopped across my twitter feed, I …