Just Put The Fucking Turkey In The Oven

How to cook a Turkey Thanksgiving posts are lame.  Seriously … has there been any major breakthrough in Turkey Day technology whereby last year’s “So awesome you’ll never need another turkey recipe” is somehow out … Read more →

Latressa Goodman And Her McNuggets: The 911 Fast Food Emergency

I’m pissed that I had a lot of work to do the past couple of days.  I wanted to write this post as soon as this story hit the Smoking Gun; unfortunately, I did not … Read more →