Breaking News: I’ve Been Outed By @MarkPetko

My days are pretty underwhelming and more often than not, I find myself quietly minding my own business.  Such was the case last Thursday when things started off much the same.  I got up … showered … got some work done … and set off to go sit quietly and ponder my life’s work and all that has happened up until now.

Witness:

Yes, that is indeed me sitting quietly alone and drifting in and out of a contemplative state.  While I was certain that I was one with the environment, out of the blue, I found myself stalked by Mark Petko, a paparazzo with a predilection for food. 

As I absconded throughout our fine city, I found myself unable to shake my tail.  After hours of dining and dashing, I relented and extended an invite back to my Zen like palace.  Petko, being the fastidious man he is, sneakily shot me for the better part of an afternoon.

Personally, I thought I was as non-descript as the next dude wearing a sumo suit, but yet … Petko found me.  Alas Atlanta, the Foodie Buddha has been unveiled (sort of)!