Death By Prosciutto: The Flaming Bacon Lance Battles The Vegan Cucumber Lance … Thanks Theo Gray [Laugh Of The Day]

If you are wondering why I only put up one other post today – it’s because I’ve been doubled over in painful laughter!  Who knew that ordinary, American bacon does not have the structural integrity that is necessary for this application? Anyway, what you have here is your basic flaming tube … of BACON (err… …

What’s In A Turtle Burger? Not What You’d Think [Laugh Of The Day]

So when a friend of mine told me I should try a turtle burger, I was intrigued to say the least.  I’ve eaten turtle soup and find it to be pretty tasty.  Unfortunately, it turns out, this puppy isn’t very edible.  I’m sure you can figure out why!  Mixed in with a good bit of …

Waffle-jam 09: The New Cause Of Deplorable Atlanta Traffic!

Ah… only in the south! Q: What do you get when you take 80,000 lbs of waffles, a big rig, and and a cruel sense of humor? A: A really bad traffic jam. According to the AJC, a trucker crashed his rig around 11:30 on Saturday morning.  Though the contents remained inside the truck, traffic …

Robot Chicken For The Foodie [Laugh Of The Day]

Yes, I know … I’ve slacked the past few days.  While I have not had the chance to update as I would have liked to, that does not mean I haven’t been up to my usual tomfoolery.  Rest assured, I have some good stuff cooking for the upcoming week.  In the meantime, I thought I’d …

Grass Fed Beef Is So 2008. Hello Shmeat [Laugh Of The Day]

While I was knocking out some 9-5 work a few minutes ago, I had last nights Colbert Report playing in the background.  However, my attention quickly moved away from databases and spreadsheets as soon as I heard the words “meat loving American.”  Take about 5 minutes and watch this schaweet clip!  Mmmm… shmeat! The Colbert …

Coolest Resignation Letter … EVER

So in these tough economic times, the thought of someone quitting their job seems down right dumb.  However, we often hear of extenuating circumstances.  Such is the case for one W. Neil Berrett.  The guy found himself in between a rock and a hard place: personal needs that demanded his attention or paying his bills. …

Bernie Madoff’s Latest Restaurant Reservation: Le Cirque Geôle

Bernie Madoff can kiss my grits (and probably everyone else’s too!).  Everyone’s favorite Ponzi dwebe is now safely behind bars.  As you might expect, the guy who had a taste for the finer life is having to adjust a bit.  The NY Post was kind enough to elaborate on Bernie’s latest restaurant reservation: In the …

In The Works – The Edible Car

Glad to see that in these times of economic crisis – Toyota is taking the concept of the green car to new heights… literally.  LOL! Welcome to the world the Toyota Kelp concept car! It makes you wonder, who says: “You know … we should start making our cards out of seaweed.”? Let’s just say, …