Morton’s Steakhouse: You’re Doing It Right

This is a story of one steakhouse (Morton’s), one man (Peter Shankman), and Twitter (you know what that is). So Peter Shankman (@petershankman) is a fan of steak and a fan of Morton’s Steakhouse.  He’s also a bad ass, or perhaps just one lucky dude, or perhaps both.  A few months back, Shankman was getting …

Ron Swanson’s Food Pyramid of Greatness [Laugh of the Day]

                                                                                                                                       via NYT That infograph above is Park’s and Recreation’s Ron Swanson’s conceptualization of the ideal food pyramid.  While the real food pyramid was actually replaced this year by the MyPlate movement, it’s no surprise to see a man as great as Mr. Swanson sticking to the old school pyramid shape as he navigates this …

Just Some Cupcakes … That Look Like Muppets

Witness, a dozen of the best Muppet cupcakes I’ve seen.  One can only wonder if these taste as delicious as they look.  Sadly, the Swedish Chef is nowhere to be found!  Still, these rock: In case you’re wondering – here’s the list of characters: Row 1: Fozzie Bear, Gonzo the Great, Statler and Waldorf Row …

Late Night Fast Food Runs: A Dangerous Proposition

While perusing my community message board this past morning, I stumbled across this particular exchange.  Is it something y’all are dying to read?  Probably not – in fact, this may be a complete and total waste of time.  But it’s Friday, so let’s have a little fun. Basically, this is a cautionary tale of late …

Death By Hot Dog: A Trend Ends Before It Begins [Laugh of the Day]

 Hot dogs have long been an important part of America’s food culture.  Like the burger, they seem ripe for a rebirth as America’s next food trend.  That was of course, until Asif Mandvi, the hard hitting investigative journalist from The Daily Show, discovered the dangers of a hot dog-a-day diet.

Conan O’Brien: World’s Best Chinese Delivery Guy

Talk show host/funny man/sage Conan O’Brien is doing his late night TV show from The Big Apple.  As we all know, New York City is a bubbling metropolis of foodie heaven.  One of the most amazing things about NYC is that you can get almost any type of food delivered.  Seriously … even McDonald’s delivers! …

Cooking Comically: Pancakes Never Tasted So Sexy

Forget JT, Tyler Capps is the dude who has been bringing sexy back.  His Cooking Comically website may just be the best new recipe site on the web.  A little over a month ago, Capps decided to use his artistic talents and his love of creating food to put together some very stylized recipes. His …

Cocaine Clams [This Week In Drug Smuggling]

I gotta give David Pocasangre Vaquiz some credit.  Dude has some balls, a touch of creativity, and a major boner for clams.  Vaquiz was detained at Washington Dulles in DC with approximately 80 clams in his luggage.  What makes this story unique is that the El Salvadorian native had stuffed each of the clam shells …